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  Just wanted to do something to have fun..  ''Chat Quote of the Day''

8-23-2010

guest_03:   But the computer came with a trial of Norton, which in my opinion is no better than waving a plastic sword.

 

Nice one....LOL

That is amazing and totally true!

  Quote for 8-25-10  thanks to Patio


matt_technology:   try staying very close to the router then close the internet


(this was to help a guest with a slow keyboard while only using the internet)   

8-26-2010

Bondgirl009:   i used avg, once got 3 viruses without avg even flinching, so no free virus checkers seem dangerous



(dangerous?)

 8-30-10



guest_56: who can help me with my chemistry homework??

               

8-31-110

Guest_04:  I was wondering if I would be able to get the address off of a comment that was left anonymously on a public site.


(good luck with that)

9-8-10

Liberty_Guest98: I have a cable that came with my card along with two plastic things and a CDrom

Quote from: lostcoast on September 08, 2010, 08:51:15 PM
9-8-10

Liberty_Guest98: I have a cable that came with my card along with two plastic things and a CDrom

That's good!

9-10-10


Mal-2:   I've disassembled the keyboard in order to clean the cup o' noodles i spilled on it. luckily no damage to the motherboard or microchips, all the residue is on/in the keyboard

05-october-2010

23:03   guest_38   If my computer gets a virus can i get it too?

 

           

That's actually more of a common question then you'd imagine, which is why I like the term "malware" better than "virus", since virus can confused with human viruses.

10-29-10


|Balrog|   Nothing says "I love you" like an overheated video card

11-2-10



lostcoast:    nothing says ''I love you'' like a free paid program that's infected

Quote from: lostcoast on November 02, 2010, 09:01:31 AM
11-2-10



lostcoast:    nothing says ''I love you'' like a free paid program that's infected

Oh the joys of piracy.

 
HopeBot   *WARNING # 3/3* Masters Please watch your language. Continue to use profanity (dam) and you will be kicked and/or banned.


Masters   that stupid profanity filter must be set to devout christian mode or something

If it censors/detects "dam" then it's clearly Anti-beaver! As a Canadian I am obligated to now boycott HopeBot! (or something) 

How about the Hoover dam.

EricA   Hello is anyone here who can help me?
EricA   i have a problem
EricA   i wont say what the problem is but i have one
EricA   so you have to guess my problem, but i still wont tell you if you guess correctly .
EricA   but i still need help

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We have several new employees, and one of them is currently sitting with me while I show her how to handle our calls. She is older, and has commented several times that I say the weirdest things.)

Me: "Is there anything else I can help you with?"
Caller: "Well, you're doing really well so far, so let's see. The meaning of life?"
Me: "Well, as far as I understand, the answer to life, the universe, and everything is 42."

Caller: "You would be surprised how many people don't know that."
Me: "Those people probably also don't know where their towel is, and that's a shame."

Caller: *cracks up laughing*
Trainee: "..."